Dress code is in effect
Look both ways before crossing the street
Present ID as you cross the till
Stay behind the yellow line
Keep clear of the doors as they close
Kindly use your sleeve when coughing or sneezing in public
Keep to the right
Follow the steps as outlined by the manual
You may not illegally copy or reuse this software
Refrain from making hateful or inciting statements
Use correct terminology when describing elaborate procedures
Lunch breaks must be no longer than one (1) hour
Meetings must be scheduled and relevant invitees must be informed
Please keep seatbelts fastened and your chair in an upright position
Ensure lights are properly engaged for driving conditions
Yield to thoroughfare traffic
Stop for crossing pedestrians
Dangerous curves, next 25 km
Low bridge ahead
Turn off all lights before leaving a room
Chew food thoroughly before swallowing
Brush your teeth after every meal
Adults generally require 7 to 8 hours of sleep
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